Do you feel jealous when you read my reviews? Ashamed that you're not on the reviewing scene, writing reviews like all of the cool people do? Well be ashamed no more, because now you, yes you, can write reviews for a professional-looking website and... hey. What are you doing?! Stop walking away! I was talking about THIS website!

Submitting a review is simple. So simple even a rocket scientist could do it as long you follow a few easy steps:

1. Find my e-mail somewhere on the site. You can find it on this very page!
2. Now click on the e-mail link and... *drumroll* send me an e-mail containing the username you'd like, a sample of a review (don't worry, you only have to do this once), and a five page essay detailing my greatness.
3. Another method of contacting me is to sign that thing I like to call a "guestbook". The link is in the menu. Don't write a sample review or an essay if you're choosing that method though.
4. If I like your style and you've created a good essay, then congratulations! I'll tell you how to submit reviews and you don't have to e-mail me ever again.
5. Get a feel for the site. You'll probably be writing reviews just like me. Don't want to? Send me an e-mail with some suggestions that you have to make them better.
6. Spread the word and help me find some new reviewers. Better yet, refer people to this website so I can get some sweet, sweet hits.

Please send comments/suggestions to this or just post on the guestbook. I appreciate anything you want to say.